the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods
my favorite character from lilo and stitch was reuben because he was just like stitch just fatter and lazier and all he did was make sandwiches
the fact that you know his name is reuben proves you are a true fan
The Gordon fandom is literally my favourite thing on here.
me writing essays
I just read that the author of Peter Pan based it on his brother Peter, who died as a child. The character is a boy who lives in a fantasy world, without his family, and never grows up.
This is like the emotional equivalent of getting stabbed in the face.
what do you call a human cannonball who also eats people?